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Corporate servers and tape back-ups will make sure these never die

In chronological order, a sampling: Subject: Without it Because, you see, honesty is not enough. And good will isn’t enough. And feeling. And kisses. And intention. And meaning. And, sadly, love is not enough. We get confused sometimes because all those things are present when the unnamed catalyst exists. But without it—IT! —these beautiful moments are just [...]
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Ridiculous and profane

Did I have to go there? I did. But there’s a good reason. You and I connect on such an intellectual level. I absolutely eat your brains.
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    You have to treat McDonald’s like your wife’s vagina. Right? You show it some respect and you only eat it when you’re on vacation. You can’t make it an every day thing or your blood pressure will go crazy. — Greg Giraldo

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