No one can quite grasp the specifics of my situation. This scares me. Each person I share my story with serves as proxy for a potential juror, eventually to be culled from my bank of peers, whoever they are. And as their eyes inevitably glaze over when I try to explain the nuances–critical to my [...]
You have to treat McDonald’s like your wife’s vagina. Right? You show it some respect and you only eat it when you’re on vacation. You can’t make it an every day thing or your blood pressure will go crazy. — Greg Giraldo
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