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You have to treat McDonald’s like your wife’s vagina. Right? You show it some respect and you only eat it when you’re on vacation. You can’t make it an every day thing or your blood pressure will go crazy.
— Greg GiraldoNegative Reinforcement
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A hypothetical conversation, in medias res, that could have happened just after dusk in late October (22nd) at, I don’t know, Shady Grove on Barton Springs?