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A hypothetical conversation, in medias res, that could have happened just after dusk in late October (22nd) at, I don’t know, Shady Grove on Barton Springs?

[...] “So, I have two theories about what happened.” “Just two?” “Two that I ruminate on.” “You ruminate on everything.” “Only when I’m running through scenarios.” “That sounds exhausting.” “It is. Anyway, the first one is Warren-Commission paranoid, yet strangely plausible.” “Why is that?” “Honestly? Linda? Really?” “Tell me.” “Everything you’ve ever said to me is in play. Are you really going camping this weekend with [...]
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    You have to treat McDonald’s like your wife’s vagina. Right? You show it some respect and you only eat it when you’re on vacation. You can’t make it an every day thing or your blood pressure will go crazy. — Greg Giraldo

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